'No notification this end': Daughter Reveals Hilarious Corporate Speak Texts From Dad

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    2004 POV your dad only speaks 'corporate'
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    Good time to buy euros. Have you loaded GBP into your Revolut account? I would advise.you to do it now and exchange into Eur. 15:35 Thx. 18:10 Will do tonight 17:54
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    See your email for shirt suggestions. 13:48 ow
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    Hi I'm expecting a delivery today between 1020 and 11.20. Can you be available to receive please? Hi, did my delivery arrive? No notification this end 07:55 12:43
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    Many thanks 15:15 ♬ 15:02 ✔
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    On another note, did you notice more police cars or cops on the beat out today in the City? I saw 3 police cars at 8 am which is unusual so keep your eyes out. Edited 09:12 Not as far as I can see but will do! 09:12
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    Fri, 1 Sep Well rec'd, Helena, thx vm. 12:02
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    Dad There's a Classics for All event on tonight - live from the Supreme Court, a moot trial of the Roman lawyer Cicero. Leaders and their junior are top QC'S. Starts on the internet at 6, if you're interested, Helena. 17:00 Cool thanks 17:04
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    I can't get home before 6 so won't be able to oversee if any help is required up until then. Can you liaise with him please? 13:32
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    Dad Kids, as it is due to rain very heavily today, please ensure: 1. The cushions from the beds at the top of the garden are taken off and stored inside the garage off the floor and the beds are also covered. 2. The sofa is covered up fully. 3. Windows which open vertically are all closed to keep the water out. Thanks 06:44 Co.o.
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    Ok so pick me up at 17.50 and we will sit down to discuss further 17:31
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    Kalina Tyrkiel Finally on corporate dad tok, my dad ASAPed me via email when I was like 12
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    ainabanana Not just a corporate dad. This is a law firm partner dad
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    BOrionis CAN YOU LIAISE
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    Louise McSharry When I was 21 my dad told me I needed to move out 'by Q4' because there were 'targets I'd never achieve at home'.
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    freedmanl13 My dad once wished me birthday on LinkedIn. Signed kind regards
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    Laurel Honestly but why does this Lowkey seem like healthy open communication like I want this
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    Fork no. Interviewingperson My dad signs off all his texts with "cheers, dad" like I don't see his name on the text
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    Dom I wonder if he hosts monthly Town Halls with the kids too
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    De Junds Corporate language with colleagues: cold and impersonal. Corporate language with parents: caring and healthy
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    Sniperpenguin that actually looks like a green flag. Dad is using the tools he has to offer advice, look out for his kids and ask for things without aggression.

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